I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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