Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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