Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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