woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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