where does the pee come out of this thing
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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