check it out our google latitudes are spooning
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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