I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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