Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she looked like the before picture.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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