We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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