Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
false alarm, still single
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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