Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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