I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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