hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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