ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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