how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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