Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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