YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?