the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E