Small penises have feelings too.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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