I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
