TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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