it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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