Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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