Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My hand turned me down
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
