You really coming over, don't trick.
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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