Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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