Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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