I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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