It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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