what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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