I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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