so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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