the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize
