I want to make a zoo with you.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
COCAINE IS GR8
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
