Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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