belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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