I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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