I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just pee around me
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
