Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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