I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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