we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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