I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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