When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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