i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
