There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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