Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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