How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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