everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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