I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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