Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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