My first STD was from a foam party
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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