Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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