Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Pooping to opera.
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