I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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