Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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