I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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